quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
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