wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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