im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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