Who did Billy Mays play for?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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