I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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