is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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