K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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