My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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