O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
He shit in the fireplace
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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