i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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