Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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