Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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