Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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