i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Randomize
