their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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