I cockslap morals
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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