we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
You have to summon your inner elephant
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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