I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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