Fuck appropriateness.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
You can't just leave with hair like that
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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