So drunk, too bad you don't want this
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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