I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
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I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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