Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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