The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Never joke about your clitoris.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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