why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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