On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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