I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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