i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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