when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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