The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
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He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
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Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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