ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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