But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
her vagine was all disorganized.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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