I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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