You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
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He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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