We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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