Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
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You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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