A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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