Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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