that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
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I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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