I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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