i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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