Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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