I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
It was a blind-side dick pic.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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