i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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