my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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