Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
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On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
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