I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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