Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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