You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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