I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
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Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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