chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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