just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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