CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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