Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Randomize
