on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
We have started to decorate penises.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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