You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
love makes seman taste better
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
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He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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